🤣Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This 3D rooster only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.
.gif?w=600&h=600&_f=1)
The outside of this 3D rooster card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty Johnson lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.
This funny greeting card is a great gag gift for anyone you care about. Gift this card to anyone having a bachelor party, birthday, playful anniversary card, or just to share a laugh with your great friends. Just remember, if they don’t like it “Fuck ‘em”.🤣
🤣As the recipient opens this card they will either break out into side splitting laughter, or start drooling of the set of knockers that will pop out at them.
What's Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up weiner
.webp?w=480&h=480)
