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Let it all hang out while looking dapper with The Dick Belt. This one-size-fits-most accessory measures sixty inches long let you “rock out with your cock out” without ending up arrested for indecent exposure.
Wear this belt out in public and I’m sure you’ll break some necks. Who needs fancy leather belts when Dick Belts exist? This gag gift is ridiculous, but it’s hilarious. The Dick Belt doubles as a bottle opener, so it’s not entirely useless.
It’s the perfect belt for bachelor parties, birthdays, or just any kind of night of debauchery. If you’re just dying to get fired, then maybe wear this belt to work. Otherwise, I think every best man needs to get this for their engaged friend. It’s the perfect belt for your last hurrah as a single man!
Okay y’all, taking your significant other’s belt off to see the goods is usually an exciting experience, but ladies, this Dick Belt might be more enticing to look at. I mean, the belt is basically a third leg. It seriously hangs down the model’s entire thigh. The product measures at 60 inches!
You can’t pick from different waist sizes, but this one size fits all belt has an adjustable buckle. Don’t forget the belt buckle is a bottle opener. Grooms, get this belt for your groomsmen and watch them awkwardly open their beers with the one and only, Dick Belt.
Product measures: 60 inches long with adjustable buckle.
Accommodates waist sizes 32” to 44” with at least a 12" cock flop.
