🤣Funny Penis Toothpaste Dispenser

😎Tired of boring bathroom routines? Meet the little helper that’s guaranteed to make your mornings rise to the occasion… and your guests snort-laugh into their cereal.

Features:

👉Just give it a little squeeze, and—boom!—your toothpaste is ready to go. But wait, there’s more! This hilarious gadget also works with mustard, ketchup, chocolate syrup, and even condensed milk. Who knew sauce could be this entertaining?

Instant Mood Boost: Guaranteed to make you smirk, even before coffee.

Universal Fit: Works with 99% of toothpaste brands (and 100% of your questionable life choices).

Perfect For:

• Gag gifts that accidentally become someone’s favorite thing.
• Bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, or “congrats on your divorce” care packages.
• Anyone who thinks self-care should involve more laughs (and fewer kale smoothies).

Specs:

• Material: PLA
• Size: 5cm tall (confidence not included)